1) Come straight to the point, don't waste time beating around the bush, talking some rubbish crap as if trying to fill the room with your words meaning nothing at all and just giving away your confidence of speaking the right thing at the first place, instead speaking everything like a big McMaharaja Double Burger with all the cheese and the dressings...huff... huff...and u c its also good for ur breathing...
2) Don't make new friends, old ones are just fine, you won't find any better ones, u c its not about them, its about u...
3) If you see the board SALE, read it as someone is abusing you "SALEY ullu bana rahe hain tera". It is the biggest hoax or the best marketing stunt pulled to sell stuff you don't need and making you believe you got it cheaper.
4) Stop cribbing: If you think you are underpaid and overworked, just be honest for one moment and check out what you do for the time you spend in your seat: Orkutting, Hi5ing, GoogleTalking, YahooMessaging, blogging, reading useless articles, forwarding PJs and God knows what all we do to kill time.
5) Don't believe in everything that you read: everything is meant to prove that you are a fool and you prove it everytime...
6) Take a bath everyday: Deo perfume smells weird with body odour...
7) Stop checking out girls: Not that you should start checking out guys now! Just check your ownself, there's a hell lot to improve!
8) Reading is a good habit: As long as you stick to reading books instead of magazines and blogs and scraps and stupid stuff on the internet
9) Stop checking out job sites: If they had anything better for you, you would already have it. Get real, get back to work.
10) Stop hogging, start excercising: Trust me no matter what you do, tires don't look good on anyone, nope, not even you....
more coming...
3 comments:
lol - really funny. Don't look at girls? Boy Satan loves you!! Don't think that way!
hey who said these were Resolutions for me, did I say that ;) Infact I am looking forward to meeting some friends of yours soon :)
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